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*[[2300 BC]] - [[Barbara Walters]] begins murdering the Rice Crispy boys.
 
*[[2300 BC]] - [[Barbara Walters]] begins murdering the Rice Crispy boys.
 
*[[∞ BC to 1 BC|303 BC]] - [[Europe]] created after [[God]] kills Mickey Mouse.
 
*[[∞ BC to 1 BC|303 BC]] - [[Europe]] created after [[God]] kills Mickey Mouse.
*[[69]] - A suprisingly unproductive year.
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*[[69]] - A surprisingly unproductive year.
 
*[[1898]] - [[Heaven]] is created after [[God]] got [[drunk]] and Killed [[Tony the Tiger]].
 
*[[1898]] - [[Heaven]] is created after [[God]] got [[drunk]] and Killed [[Tony the Tiger]].
*[[1901]] - [[Heaven]] is finally accepted as a member of the United Nations, just 3 years after Tonys death.
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*[[1901]] - [[Heaven]] is finally accepted as a member of the United Nations, just three years after Tony's death.
 
*[[1902]] - [[Friedrich Nietzsche|Nietzsche]] Kills the Trix Rabbit
 
*[[1902]] - [[Friedrich Nietzsche|Nietzsche]] Kills the Trix Rabbit
 
*[[1912]] - Chip and Dale get killed in auto-accident
 
*[[1912]] - Chip and Dale get killed in auto-accident
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*[[1986]] - USC running back Reggie Bush born kills a cartoon football
 
*[[1986]] - USC running back Reggie Bush born kills a cartoon football
 
*[[1992]] - This is the day that I killed Kenny (You bastard!)
 
*[[1992]] - This is the day that I killed Kenny (You bastard!)
*[[1996]] - [[Sylvester Stallone]] killes Sylvester the Cat for name rights.
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*[[1996]] - [[Sylvester Stallone]] kills Sylvester the Cat for name rights.
*[[1999]] - [[Disney]] Cartoon Characters are murdered by more favorited [[Anime]] Fans.
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*[[1999]] - [[Disney]] Cartoon Characters are murdered by more favored [[Anime]] Fans.
 
*[[2001]] - President [[Bush]]'s War on [[Spongebob]] begins, Carpet Bombing of [[Bikini Bottom]] Begins.
 
*[[2001]] - President [[Bush]]'s War on [[Spongebob]] begins, Carpet Bombing of [[Bikini Bottom]] Begins.
 
*[[2004]] - Blacks kill the most beloved Cartoon Character ever: "Kue Killer Klam"
 
*[[2004]] - Blacks kill the most beloved Cartoon Character ever: "Kue Killer Klam"
*[[2007]] - Master chief takes off his helmat, the arbiter kills the admiral out of shock then, in the hopes of erasing a face that looks like a collpased lung uses the halos and does the nut bush city limits
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*[[2007]] - Master chief takes off his helmet, the arbiter kills the admiral out of shock then, in the hopes of erasing a face that looks like a collapsed lung uses the halos and does the nut bush city limits
 
*[[2008]] - [[Popeye]] dies of typhoid fever after being poisoned by Salmonella bacteria found on Spinach
 
*[[2008]] - [[Popeye]] dies of typhoid fever after being poisoned by Salmonella bacteria found on Spinach
 
*[[2010]] - Sam I Am chokes on his [[Green Eggs and Ham]].
 
*[[2010]] - Sam I Am chokes on his [[Green Eggs and Ham]].

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March 2: International Kill a Cartoon Character Day

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