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March 28: People just liked it better that way day (Turkey)
- 1880: Once Istanbul was Constantinople.
- 1930: Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople.
- 1980: Been a long time gone, Constantinople, now it's Turkish delight on a moonlit night.
- 2006: Every girl in Constantinople lives in Istanbul, not Constantinople, so if you have a date in Constantinople she's waiting in Istanbul.