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March 25: International Moose Preservation Day
- 26 - The Pontius Pilot is released in Rome, increasing the ease of crucifiction planning considerably.
- 1847 - The Wales Slate industry establishes itself as a frontrunner in industrial industry.
- 1929 - The stock market crashes, bringing a screeching halt to the Roaring 20s and ushering in the bleak existence of the Muttering 30s.
- 1950 - The Spanish Inquisition debuted on network television.
- 1990 - The case of Pot v. Kettle goes to the Mississippi Court of Appeals.
- 2003 - Black & Decker begin preliminary research into self-toasting bread.
- 2005 - Moose preservation is celebrated on the internet for the first time.
- 2010 - This date either happened in the past, in the present or the future. Either way, you're getting old.
- 2014 - Sarah Palin is arrested for throwing a moose out of an airplane.