Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/June 7

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June 7: Bus Stop Day

• 6001 BC - Blueprints for square wheel rejected in favor of triangular wheel.
• 6000 BC - Circular Wheel invented.
• 5000 BC - Wheel reinvented. Saying "no need to reinvent the wheel" coined.
• 215 BC - Archimedes is arrested for indecent exposure.
• 8 AD - Portuguese scientists invent the first electric toaster.
• 1221 - Heinrich the magical Unicorn becomes the first president of the North Pole.
• 1222 - Mary has a little lamb.......with gravy
• 1345 - Man invents bus stop several hundred years before inventing bus.
• 1444 - Thailand walks to the corner shop for a newspaper.
• 1555 - The bus is invented in Horsham, West Sussex.
• 1666 - The UN headquarters moves from New York to New York.
• 1700 - Aeroplanes were invented. 95% of bus-related companies collapsed.
• 1776 - On this date in 1776 the Carebear Cousins were born in an strange incident involving vinegar, a busted condom, and Bill Gates' mother. Care-a-Lot was never the same.
• 1777 - The first Water powered bus is brought into service in New Atlantis.
• 1783 - The Montgolfier Brothers had a really good wash. It was indeed an impressive sight.
• 1905 - Norway files for divorce from Sweden after 91 years of marriage.
• 1973 - Chuck Norris waits for a bus to the coliseum so he can fight Bruce Lee.
• 1999 - Mary Poppins is brutally murdered outside Aldgate East tube station.
• 2000 - Mick Jagger still can't get no satisfaction.
• 2004 - Uncyclopedia introduces its fifty-ninth bus route, from Sidcup to Purley.
• 2008 - I kissed a girl and I liked it.