Go on, treat yourself. Have a real good snort.
June 24: Magic Marker Sniffing Day (Hebrides)
1146 - Under General Fishius, the Sardinian Empire victoriously raids Argentina causing enormous fishy destruction.
1374 - A sudden outbreak of Disco Fever causes people in the streets of Totentanz, Germany, to experience groovy hallucinations and begin to boogie and twitch uncontrollably until they all fall down.
1664 - Hell starts to get full. New Jersey is founded.
1733 - St. John's Harbour, the capital of the Dominion of Newfoundland, is founded and named for the patron saint of ambulances.
1740 - Dominion of Newfoundland first wave invasion fails, Saint John, New Brunswick smells too bad
1902 - Pablo Picasso opens the first exhibition of his work. His artwork is found to be so offensive to artistic standards that he is given loads of money, declared the greatest living artist, and told to make more.
1912 - Québec takes the day off in celebration, not realising that the Newfies have five hundred septic tanks and, when they learn to drive them, are invading.
1936 - Al Gore invents evolution
1946 - Superboy discovers "; officially becomes Superman.
strange hairs growing down... y'know" 1957 - U.S. Supreme Court rules that free speech doesn't protect porn and expletives. South Park is cancelled overnight, while strangely Playboy becomes more popular than ever.
2010 - The Ant People push the world's reset button.
2015 - Magic Marker Sniffing Day outlawed in 49 US States (except South Carolina), due to the discovery that manufacturers have been including cocaine in special packs of pens.