Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/July 19
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July 19: Grab A Gay Half-Moment(USA)
- 2623 - The year 2623 is warped backwards in time. Nobody understands how.
- 1545 - The Tudor warship Mary Rose sinks off Portsmouth, after leaving the other dor ajar in a storm.
- 1553 - Jean Grey (pictured) is replaced as Phoenix by Queen Mary, after holding that title for just nine days.
- 1607 - Oscar Wilde creates Big Bang Comics from adult strips Horny Tales and Red Hot Comics
- 1870 – France declares war on Chef Boyardee, starting the Franco-American War.
- 1969 - Ice Age ends. The Icy Age begins.
- 1973 BX (new calendar) - China sanctions the grabbing of gays as a form of bringing luck.
- 1974 - China retracts gay-grabbing as Gang of Four realize that they are all gay. Artists forced to do the airplane for hours as punishment for homoerotic material concerning Mao Zedong.
- 2001 Several people complain after having seen their family members eaten by vicious Murder Ducks, trained and supplied by CIA.
- 2006 - In Snapple's slogan, "Made from the best stuff on Earth", it is discovered that the "stuff" is really old dog bits and Lemon scented Mr. Clean.
- 2007 - Wikipedia grabs a gay moment with Uncyclopedia by confessing its love for Uncyclopedia.
- 2102 - War was over.
- 2390 - Scholars are still debating whether or not the events in 2007 made Wikipedia gay, considering neither Wikipedia nor Uncyclopedia have a gender.
- 2391 - To make Wikipedia seem gay, Uncyclopedia announces itself to be a man. Soon after this announcement Uncyclopedia finally stamps out Oscar Wilde as the man with the highest number of female sex partners.
- 2392 - Women Worldwide give birth to half webpage half human babies, and this day becomes known as, "The turning point in Uncyclopedia's worldwide dominance."
- 2622 - Time Machines invented. History re-written. All the above possibly false.
- 1345 - The year 1345 is warped forward in time. Nobody understands how.
