1933 - Adolf Hitler kills his grandmother and takes over as dictator of Germany. Cites that,"She was a fucking Jew"
1945 - Hitler's bunker explodes under mysterious circumstances. His dead granny's ghost suspected.
1983 - "Second Christmas" Day celebrated in Germany, fails to catch on.
2003 - Some guy walks into his buddy's room early in the morning to point out that the clock reads "01/02/03, 04:05:06." He is arbuptly beaten with an old Sega Genesis controller, finally giving the C button a use.
2015 - Former fourteenth President and model train enthusiast Franklin Pierce rises from the dead to whine, bitch, and moan about no monument being erected for him for keeping the Union whole before "Buchanan fucked it up".