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January 28: International No Anniversary Day. World I Am The Voice Of The Mysterons Day - Hi Im Ed Winchester Day (Austin Texas Only)
- 1800 BC - Brits invent the word 'reaulycing' from their caves. America criticized for improving it and accused of warmongering.
- 0 - The world was officially created, but nobody cares.
- 1591 - Queen Elizabeth I's personal confessor Abbot Costello is confused by cricket, shouting, "Who's on first?"
- 1987 - Happy Days Is Filmed In Front Of A Studio Audience - did you know that, I didnt know that !
- 1994 - God was re-born, he died a few seconds later.
- 1996 - Slap bracelets were re-introduced into the world and you became cool for just one moment longer.
- 2005 - INA Day founded and people celebrate it.
- 2006 - People realise that INA is an anniversary and so change it to 'International No Anniversaries Before 2005' Day.
- 2008 - People got so fed up of realising that January 28th was changed to 'International Realising Day'.
- 2009 - Dr. Mario is executed.
- 2010 - Americans change it to 'International Realizing Day'
- 3000 - After much deliberation Americans have realised they have realised nothing and revert back to International No Anniversary Day.