Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/January 24

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January 24: Plain Text Day

• ∞ - Chuck Norris spontaneously comes into existence.
• 0 - The first plain text message was decoded.
• 41 - Caligula killed for textstalking people on his Boost Mobile.
• 1337 - Not celebrated this year because everything was done in Leet text.
• 1338 - =|> ASCII art kills itself <|=
• 1563 - John Pepys records his shorthand diary.
• 1838 - Samuel Morse demonstrated the first plain text telegraph browser.
• 1838 - Courier New fucks Times New Roman.
• 1995 - The OJ Simpson jury delivers a verdict in plain text.
• 2006 - Snakes on a Plain Text Day.
• 2007 - I fucking hate plain bagels!
• 2008 - Slavo-Indo-Chinese Buddhist Mujahadeen take over the entire Eastern Hemisphere and wage continental wars against the peoples of Antarctica.
• 2012 - The final half of the Bible was written in plain text. It clearly showed, through the application of logic, that God was infact a three headed football.