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January 11: Fear of the Apocalypse Day
EndIsNear

The End Is Near!

  • -3000 BC - God plays with Play-Doh and creates the Earth.
  • -3000.5 BC - God vows to destroy the earth. Claims to make something in lines with Krypton instead.
  • -50 BC - World not ended yet, everyone waiting with baited breath.
  • 34 - The end is near!
  • 184 - The end is near!
  • 265 - The end is near!
  • 532 - Thanks to the Nika riots, the end was too near for 30,000 Romans
  • 583 - The end is near!
  • 789 - The end is nearer
  • 830 - The end is near!
  • 1054 - The end is still near!
  • 1175 - The end is getting there!
  • 1386 - Maybe the end is next week
  • 1604 - Maybe the end is on the 12th
  • 1848 - I'm sure the end will come soon
  • 1942 - I hope The End comes soon, they're a good band.
  • 1978 - Next week is the end of days, I'm sure of it.
  • 1979 - The end is coming... and I need a pee.
  • 1988 - Edgar C. Whisenant gives us 88 Reasons why the end is near!
  • 1997 - The end is... oh, you get it
  • 1998 - Ava Devine elected CEO of the United Companies of America.
  • 1994 - Kurt Cobain drives the porcelain bus before actively departing this mortal coil
  • 2004 - The end is... whatever
  • 2034 - 2000 years and the end is still near!
  • 3000 -The end is here! Fireballs fall from the sun! Tsunamis have reached Nebraska! We're all gonna die!!!
  • 3000.5 - Cats and Dogs officially start living together.
  • 3000.75 - The end of the world officially announced. The whole world gathers at Time square for the countdown.
  • 3001 - The end's been and gone, oh well
  • 3002 - God plays with Play-doh and creates Krypton.
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