Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/January 11
From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
< Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries
Revision as of 05:20, January 9, 2012 by SomeGuyNamedDes (talk | contribs)
January 11: Fear of the Apocalypse Day
The End Is Near!
- -3000 BC - God plays with Play-Doh and creates the Earth.
- -3000.5 BC - God vows to destroy the earth. Claims to make something in lines with Krypton instead.
- -50 BC - World not ended yet, everyone waiting with baited breath.
- 34 - The end is near!
- 184 - The end is near!
- 265 - The end is near!
- 532 - Thanks to the Nika riots, the end was too near for 30,000 Romans
- 583 - The end is near!
- 789 - The end is nearer
- 830 - The end is near!
- 1054 - The end is still near!
- 1175 - The end is getting there!
- 1386 - Maybe the end is next week
- 1604 - Maybe the end is on the 12th
- 1848 - I'm sure the end will come soon
- 1942 - I hope The End comes soon, they're a good band.
- 1978 - Next week is the end of days, I'm sure of it.
- 1979 - The end is coming... and I need a pee.
- 1988 - Edgar C. Whisenant gives us 88 Reasons why the end is near!
- 1997 - The end is... oh, you get it
- 1998 - Ava Devine elected CEO of the United Companies of America.
- 1994 - Kurt Cobain drives the porcelain bus before actively departing this mortal coil
- 2004 - The end is... whatever
- 2034 - 2000 years and the end is still near!
- 3000 -The end is here! Fireballs fall from the sun! Tsunamis have reached Nebraska! We're all gonna die!!!
- 3000.5 - Cats and Dogs officially start living together.
- 3000.75 - The end of the world officially announced. The whole world gathers at Time square for the countdown.
- 3001 - The end's been and gone, oh well
