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<div class="nonwhite">'''[[January]] 10:''' Reefer Madness day
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<div class="nonwhite">'''[[January]] 10:''' [[Reefer Madness|Reefer Madness Day]]
[[Image: kam-mugshot.gif|thumb|Oh No!]]
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[[Image: kam-mugshot.gif|thumb|'''Aw hell no...''']]
   
*[[∞ BC to 1 BC|370 b.c.]] - Plato almost chokes after inhaling a dandelion, then writes the dialogue [[Clouds]].
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*[[∞ BC to 1 BC|370 BC]] - Plato almost chokes after inhaling a dandelion, then writes the dialogue [[Clouds]]
*[[75]] - John The Baptist makes a comeback and tours europe with buddha.
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*[[Old|75]] - John The Baptist makes an unexpected comeback and tours Europe with Buddha.
*[[1810]] - [[Napoleon]] divorces Empress Joséphine, calling her "a total fucking harpie".
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*[[1810]] - [[Napoleon]] divorces Empress Joséphine, calling her "a total fucking harpie"
*[[1841]] - Low on firewood, ropes made from [[Hemp]] are burned by Mormon pilgrims in Utah. That night, visions from heaven assail them.
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*[[1841]] - Low on firewood, ropes made from [[hemp]] are burned by Mormon pilgrims in Utah. That night, visions from heaven assail them
*[[1968]] - [[Napalm]] dropped on a Vietnamese [[Hemp]] field. This instigates the largest attack of the [[munchies]] known to [[man]].
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*[[1863]] - The [[London Underground]] is opened in England, promptly closes after a signal failure in Barking
*[[1979]] - [[Pac-Man]] is admitted to rehab after a white pellet addiction. "Gotta run from teh gh0sts!!!1!one" - Pac-Man
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*[[1968]] - [[Napalm]] dropped on a [[Vietnam]]ese [[hemp]] field, which instigates the largest attack of the munchies known to man
*[[1979]] - [[Disco]] dies of a [[cocaine]] overdose.
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*[[1979]] - [[Disco]] is pronounced dead after a tragic [[cocaine]] overdose
*[[1986]] - [[Chernobyl]] enters the active age of [[Radio]].
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*[[1991]] - [[Kool-Aid]] retires the [[Kool-Aid Man]] after he is imprisoned for providing alcohol to a 14-year old girl
*[[1991]] - [[Kool-Aid]] retires the [[Kool-Aid Man]] after he is imprisoned for providing alcohol to a 14-year old girl.
 
*[[1992]] - The cookie monster enters rehab, forever changed... for the worse
 
*[[2007]] - After several days of being stoned, [[Germany]] reconsiders invading [[Poland]] but soon realizes that [[Nobody cares]].
 
*[[2011]] - [[Princess Peach]] dies
 

Latest revision as of 16:11, July 24, 2013

January 10: Reefer Madness Day
Kam-mugshot
Aw hell no...
  • 370 BC - Plato almost chokes after inhaling a dandelion, then writes the dialogue Clouds
  • 75 - John The Baptist makes an unexpected comeback and tours Europe with Buddha.
  • 1810 - Napoleon divorces Empress Joséphine, calling her "a total fucking harpie"
  • 1841 - Low on firewood, ropes made from hemp are burned by Mormon pilgrims in Utah. That night, visions from heaven assail them
  • 1863 - The London Underground is opened in England, promptly closes after a signal failure in Barking
  • 1968 - Napalm dropped on a Vietnamese hemp field, which instigates the largest attack of the munchies known to man
  • 1979 - Disco is pronounced dead after a tragic cocaine overdose
  • 1991 - Kool-Aid retires the Kool-Aid Man after he is imprisoned for providing alcohol to a 14-year old girl
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