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February 9: International Tourettes Day

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  • 1012 - Anglo-Saxons tell the Normans to PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS their PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS with a PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS.
  • 1066 - In the Battle of Hastings, PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS happens.
  • 1222 - PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS.
  • 1492 - Christopher Columbus begins his first journey across the Atlantic, and gets PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS.
  • 1812 - Canada and The United States go to PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS war. Nobody notices.
  • 1994 - I was born
  • 2005 - After placing her pen on the table, Keira Knightley was then seen to PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS fall asleep.
  • 2008 - Steve PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS Ballmer plans not to FUCKING KILL™ people, but to PISS CUNT JESUS FETUSING KILL™ them instead.
  • 2009 - Dick Cheney dies. PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS.
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