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February 9: International Tourettes Day
- 1012 - Anglo-Saxons tell the Normans to LET'S SHIT their LET'S SHIT with a LET'S SHIT.
- 1066 - In the Battle of Hastings, LET'S SHIT happens.
- 1222 - LET'S SHIT.
- 1492 - Christopher Columbus begins his first journey across the Atlantic, and gets LET'S SHIT.
- 1812 - Canada and The United States go to LET'S SHIT war. Nobody notices.
- 1994 - I was born
- 2005 - After placing her pen on the table, Keira Knightley was then seen to LET'S SHIT fall asleep.
- 2008 - Steve LET'S SHIT Ballmer plans not to FUCKING KILL™ people, but to LET'S SHITING KILL™ them instead.
- 2009 - Dick Cheney dies. LET'S SHIT.