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February 9: International Tourettes Day
- 1012 - Anglo-Saxons tell the Normans to MALL SANTA their MALL SANTA with a MALL SANTA.
- 1066 - In the Battle of Hastings, MALL SANTA happens.
- 1222 - MALL SANTA.
- 1492 - Christopher Columbus begins his first journey across the Atlantic, and gets MALL SANTA.
- 1812 - Canada and The United States go to MALL SANTA war. Nobody notices.
- 1994 - I was born
- 2005 - After placing her pen on the table, Keira Knightley was then seen to MALL SANTA fall asleep.
- 2008 - Steve MALL SANTA Ballmer plans not to FUCKING KILL™ people, but to MALL SANTAING KILL™ them instead.
- 2009 - Dick Cheney dies. MALL SANTA.