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February 9: International Tourettes Day
- 1012 - Anglo-Saxons tell the Normans to CLUSTER FUCK their CLUSTER FUCK with a CLUSTER FUCK.
- 1066 - In the Battle of Hastings, CLUSTER FUCK happens.
- 1222 - CLUSTER FUCK.
- 1492 - Christopher Columbus begins his first journey across the Atlantic, and gets CLUSTER FUCK.
- 1812 - Canada and The United States go to CLUSTER FUCK war. Nobody notices.
- 1994 - I was born
- 2005 - After placing her pen on the table, Keira Knightley was then seen to CLUSTER FUCK fall asleep.
- 2008 - Steve CLUSTER FUCK Ballmer plans not to FUCKING KILL™ people, but to CLUSTER FUCKING KILL™ them instead.
- 2009 - Dick Cheney dies. CLUSTER FUCK.