Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/February 9

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February 9: International Tourettes Day

• 1012 - Anglo-Saxons tell the Normans to HELL their HELL with a HELL.
• 1066 - In the Battle of Hastings, HELL happens.
• 1222 - HELL.
• 1492 - Christopher Columbus begins his first journey across the Atlantic, and gets HELL.
• 1812 - Canada and The United States go to HELL war. Nobody notices.
• 1994 - I was born
• 2005 - After placing her pen on the table, Keira Knightley was then seen to HELL fall asleep.
• 2008 - Steve HELL Ballmer plans not to FUCKING KILL™ people, but to HELLING KILL™ them instead.
• 2009 - Dick Cheney dies. HELL.