235 - The Moon is invented by rogue cave dwelling ducks from South Africa.
947 - Doughnut-worshipping groundhogs change their name to woodchucks to avoid religious persecution.
1194 - Saladin I gets it on with Pandhragati Phil, a local groundhog, causing it to snow in Arabia.
1806 - The chickens come home to Roost. Residents of Roost get tired of eating eggs very quickly.
1903 - Inspired by hearing a story about how Theodore Roosevelt refuses to shoot a bear on the grounds that it was injured and elderly, and besides, "it's no fun if they can't run fast enough to almost make it before I blow their brains out", Morris Michtom and his wife Rose introduce the first teddy bear in America. It would later attempt to assassinate Roosevelt.