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1966 - Palestinians informed that they are not the Chosen People. Jews celebrate, only to be told that they, also, are not the Chosen People.
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1337 - Chuck Norris, Mr. T, and Albert Einstein are born. The world almost explodes. They said they'd kill me if this was done in 1337.
1338 - 1337 mysteriously falls out of usage. Chuck Norris, Mr. T, and Albert Einstein put into cryogenic freeze until the 20th century.
1980 - Al Gore creates the year 1980
1997 - Space is invented.
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π - F**k it, no one can read it anyway.
7331337 - In Soviet Russia, 1337 can't f**king read YOU !!
... - AFK day.
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1985 - Bill Gates invents Glass and pwns everyone on his computer
2005 - Man finds God then loses him again
2011 - A Trouser Snake named Sherlock beats IBM super computer Watson in a game of Cluedo.
2012 - George W. Bush replaces Tony Blair as Middle-East Peace Envoy, Sauron said to be looking forward to talks.