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- 5 billion years ago: Universe created. Nobody was born.
- Some million years ago: All the dinosaurs died. Nobody Cared.
- 10000 BC: The first humans in the world lived in peace. Nobody cared.
- 9999 BC: They started fighting. Still, nobody cared.
- 1890: Nothing special happened. This Guy cared. He was never seen again.
- 2000: The new Millennium. Nobody gave a monkey's.
- 2006: Nothing special happened. Again. But this time, nobody cared.
- 1901: Someone travels back in time from 2007, but nobody cares.
- 2009: Some person reads Uncyclopedia. Nobody cares. Meeeeh.
- 2009: Christopher Meloni is snubbed from Oscar nominees list for his role as the Grand Wizard in Harold and Kumar 2.
- 2024: Evil Space Monkeys invade earth. Meh. Nobody Cares.
- Some million years later: World ends........Who cares??
- Never: Nobody cares, Including You. So You Don't Even Care About Your-self
- Why do I bother? : *Sigh*
- Never: George Washington is an igneous protrusion, and is so offensive that he frantically subvocalises out the great vortex of George Washington!
- Never: Everybody yells "On the whole!"
- Fuck it. Just fuck it all.
- 2011- Uncyclopedia is asked why it has leaked the truth to the masses, it replies "Because I care". Media states "Nobody Cares".