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*<nowiki> 1500 AD - Caveman invents the kayak</nowiki>
 
*<nowiki> 1500 AD - Caveman invents the kayak</nowiki>
 
*<nowiki> 1501 AD - Caveman invents the bus</nowiki>
 
*<nowiki> 1501 AD - Caveman invents the bus</nowiki>
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*<nowiki> 1931-Boris Yeltsin born; his mother has a vodka drink while he is still in the womb, thus born drunk.
 
*<nowiki>[Insert year here] - [Insert event here]</nowiki>
 
*<nowiki>[Insert year here] - [Insert event here]</nowiki>
 
*<nowiki>[Insert a year from 0-43 AD here] - [Insert overdone Jesus joke here]</nowiki>
 
*<nowiki>[Insert a year from 0-43 AD here] - [Insert overdone Jesus joke here]</nowiki>

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February 1: International [Insert holiday here] day
  • 24398 BC- First fat kid falls down flight of stairs.
  • 1500 AD - Caveman invents the kayak
  • 1501 AD - Caveman invents the bus
  • 1931-Boris Yeltsin born; his mother has a vodka drink while he is still in the womb, thus born drunk. *<nowiki>[Insert year here] - [Insert event here]
  • [Insert a year from 0-43 AD here] - [Insert overdone Jesus joke here]
  • [Insert 1337 here] - [Insert tired, pointless noob joke here]
  • A Peruvian Boeing 737 crashes in the Andes - killing 123 people. pwned by mountains ;[
  • [Insert year here] - [Insert event here]
  • [Insert date that doesn't follow the given order at all] - [Insert sexual innuendo with[insert name here] and [insert name here] along with an event that defies logic]
  • [Insert year here] - [Insert overdone European reference here]
  • [Insert year here] - [Insert event here]
  • [Insert year here] - [Insert event here]
  • [Insert completely random date here] - [Insert absurd event here]
  • [Insert year here] - [Insert event that takes place in Paris here] - [Insert sentence containing 'Rioting' here]
  • [Insert year here] - [Insert event here]
  • [Insert year here] - [Insert denial of event here]
  • 2006 - James Blunt admits he was fed helium as a child and recommends it too the youth of today
  • 20X6 - Correct me if I'm wrong but are you asking me for a challenge?!?!
  • [Insert A.D. 2101 here] - [Insert tired, pointless All Your Base reference here]
  • [Insert date absurdly far into the future here] - [Insert joke about robot overlords here]
  • [Insert (absurdly large number times two absurdly large numbers)AD here] - [Insert worn out and over used joke about a clone of your mother and me here].
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