Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/February 18

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia.

Jump to: navigation, search

February 18: Penis Day (not Canada)

  • 1336 - Men wonder what the dangly thing is between their legs...
  • 1337 - Penises discovered. Men worldwide decide to stand up to go to the toilet.
  • 1338 - Women invent Penis Envy.
  • 1658 - Bestiality killed the cat
  • 1992 - Men realised that standing up to go to the toilet was ineffective when taking a dump. Urinal created for urinating purposes only
  • 2009 - New Genny installed that caused a 12 hour outage!!
  • 2010 - Teabagging becomes new US national sport
  • 2011 - Your Mom moves to the America, but only for the sports
  • 1732 - A giant penis was dicovered in Numidia, Africa. It was thought to be an ancient statue for the sexual god, "Dick-Vagina-F**k"
Retrieved from "http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/February_18"
Personal tools
projects
Stillwaters chronarion.org