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- 1805 - I explode.
- 1952 - That Guy dies doing something of mild interest.
- 1965 - This Guy dies doing something boring.
- 1966 - That Guy comes back as a Zombie looking for revenge. But instead finds feeding ducks far more fun than revenge.
- 1967 - The townsfolk finally kill That Guy for good.
- 1967 - God kills the townsfolk with tornadoes and hamburgers.
- 1988 - I am born.
- 1988 - I live.
- 1990 - I am killed.
- 1991 - The usage of I is banned due to extreme plagerism.. and intelectual property rights..
- 1992 - Michael Stipe is found in the corner.
- 1993 - Michael Stipe is found in the spotlight.
- 1994 - Michael Stipe loses his religion.
- 1995 - Michael Stipe offers $500 for the safe return of his religion. NO QUESTIONS ASKED!
- 1999 - O.J. continues the hunt for Michael Stipe's religion.
- 2001 - Apple copyryghts letter I. Other letters to be substytuted yndefynytely. Mankynd becomes Welsh.
- 2005 - The Fox Bros. Network wrongly announces the death of Slappy Squirrel.
- 2045 - The Cows rise up against their human masters. McDonalds hit really hard.
- 2249 - Our bovine overlords are taken down by the chickens. McDonalds went out of business in 2046. KFC now hit hard.
- 2252 - Our fowl overlords are taken out by the cats.
- 2256 - The Great Catnip incident occurs, nearly wiping out the Earth.
- 3013 - God realises he made a big mistake with the earth, destroys.
- 3014 - First zombie arrives. Decayts within weeks
- 3015 - An attempt to 'keep' a zombie is made by a boy called Tommy. He tries to keep a zombie by placing it in his freezer.
- 3030 - People think about 2012 (End of the world) as one of the biggest pranks in history.
- 2010 - Osama Bin Laden wins an oscar!
- 1998 - Uncyclopedia users fail to understand the linear nature of a timeline.