Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/August 6

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August 6: National Wear Glow-in-the-Dark Viking Costume Day (Ireland)

• 578 - The Vikings discover Glow-in-the-Dark materials long before Colombus.
• 741 - Behemoth first discovered at the California shoreside.
• 875 - Sir Lord Baron Marquis Beowulf was eaten by Behemoth
• 1787 - Sixty proof sheets of the Constitution of the United States are delivered to the Constitutional Convention. Found to be slightly tame, they added some Everclear.
• 1945 - The U.S. gives the city of Hiroshima custom glow-in-the-dark costumes.
• 1950 - Birth of the 50's viking Sail 'n' Roll
• 1956 - Birth of Viking fetish Porn
• 1957 - Millions of men quietly celebrate the first anniversary by staying in their rooms all day.
• 1987 - A Group consisted of Komodo dragon , werewolf , Blue Ape and Giant whale formed the first Viking Metal band inside their cave.
• 2000 - National Wear Glow-in-the-Dark Viking Costume Day is declared the best holiday on Earth.
• 2006 - A 1.5 magnitude earthquake occurs on the Moon. Blamed on global warming.
• 2007 - A vacant toilet seat is nominated for President.
• 2008 - It wins the presidency.
• 2345 - 2 plus 2 finally equals 22.