Anniversary of August 31: Rob Zombie's first
69 BC - John Carpenter is born
320 A.D. - Knives invented by Leonardo Da Vinci.
540 A.D. - Greeks invent the holiday of Halloween, because they were bored and had nothing else to do.
1958 - Jamie Lee Curtis is born.
1963 - Mike Myers (the comedian-actor) is born, much to the amusement of horror fans.
1964 - The Beatles write an early version of "Help!" featuring lyrics such as " It was the boogeyman?/As a matter of fact, it was/He's not human/Shot him six times!" However, Paul couldn't find anything to rhyme with "boogeyman."
1965 - Rob Zombie is born.
1966 - The Rolling Stones write an early version of "Paint It Black" with the sole lyric " Black isn't a color."
1966 - Randy Bachman removes the lyrics " These are the eyes of a psychopath" from the Guess Who hit "These Eyes."
1978 - The original movie is released; people become terrified of the wrong Mike Myers.
Halloween 1980 - Some little slasher-horror movie with some dumb holiday name is released. The killer is some chick with a son named Jacob or something like that.
1989 - Mike Myers joins the cast of , as Michael Myers rushes out another sequel, Saturday Night Live .
Halloween 5 1990 - Michael Myers disappears from pop culture radar. Meanwhile, Mike Myers' career begins to take off.
1995 - Michael Myers is back with a vengeance as is released to little fanfare. Donald Pleasence dies and is replaced by a talking dog.
Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers 1997 - Princess Diana dies in a drink driving incident, while trying to engage in a spit roast in the back of a Mercedes, in Paris, France
1998 - saves the Halloween H20: Twenty Years Later .
Halloween franchise 2002 - The Halloween franchise is nearly killed by Busta Rhymes in .
Halloween: Resurrection 2006 - Rob Zombie announces that he is remaking Halloween.
2007 - Rob Zombie's masterpiece, , is released and grosses more money than Halloween , Mr. Bean , Balls of Fury , Superbad , and Titanic II combined.
Transformers 2009 - Audience flock to see The and Final Destination Taking instead of Woodstock