Uncyclopedia:Admin Rank

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Those obsessed with so-called experts should thank their lucky stars that Wikipedia does not have an article about Admin Rank.

Obviously all Admins on Uncyclopedia are Rank; this goes without saying. However, recent historical research by the Uncyclomedia Foundation has revealed that due to some obscure passage in the Magna Carta, the Bill of Rights and the Act of Parliament that created the Royal Air Force, or a combination of the three with the existence of the Order of Uncyclopedia means that all Admins (and registered users) are actually Officers of the British Army (or, for the yanks, USAF or USMC)

It should be noted that users are advised against trying to exercise their power in this respect, as the army remains oblivious of the legal loophole. Should they discover it, there is a chance we will be dispatched to Guantanamo Bay, or worse still, Iraq.

Oddly enough, Order of Uncyclopedia Rank bears no relation to NATO rank.

edit Rank Table

NATO Code	OF-10	OF-9	OF-8	OF-7	OF-6	OF-5	OF-4	OF-3	OF-2	OF-1		OF-D-	Student Officer
United Kingdom
	Field Marshal1	General	Lieutenant-General	Major-General	Brigadier	Colonel	Lieutenant-Colonel	Major	Captain	Lieutenant	Second Lieutenant	Officer Designate	Officer Cadet
USAF
	Gen. of Air Force1	Gen. General	Lt. General	Maj. Gen.	Brig. Gen.	Colonel	Lt. Colonel	Major	Captain	1st Lieutenant	2nd Lieutenant	Staff Sergeant	Airman
USA
	General of the Army1	General	Lieutenant General	Major General	Brigadier General	Colonel	Lieutenant Colonel	Major	Captain	First Lieutenant	Second Lieutenant	Staff Sergeant	Private First Class
Uncyclopedia Insignia
Uncyclopedia Rank	Sophia	Oscar Wilde	Chronarion	That Guy	Bureaucrat	Top Secret	Censored	Admin (Sysop)	Admin Candidate	Huffer First Class	Huffer	Private User	Registered Users
Abbreviation	FM	Gen	Lt-Gen	Maj-Gen	Brig	Col	Lt-Col	Maj	Capt	Lt	2nd Lt	OD	OCdt
1 Currently honorary/wartime rank only.

edit Promotion

Officers can promote or demote subordinates as they see fit upto the rank immediately below their rank, excepting that some promotions and Demotions (for instance, to Admin or Major) occur through other means; for example, Uncyclopedia:VFS. Example: an Admin can promote a user to Lieutenant (although they need not nominate for admin), a Bureaucrat can in addition Promote a Major to a Colonel if (s)he see fit.

In order to notify a user of their promotion, use the template Template:Notice of Promotion and place it on their talk page. This will create documentation of promotion which may then be pasted anywhere else it is needed.

edit Senority within a Rank

Within a Rank, Seniority is based upon the Date of Commision; that is, the date (s)he registered on Uncyclopedia. Even if someone was only recently promoted, if they registered before you they have senority over you. This is of course highly unfair.

edit NATO Rank

One of the quirks inevitably produced by this scheme is that all Registered Users are now part of the NATO standard rank scale. This could be especially interesting if, for example, a Captain in the US Army were to outrank many of their superiors through dint of writing about Kitten Huffing on the Interweb. This has yet to be resolved...

edit Roster

(for non-admins, Captain and lower)

edit Captain

• Rataube: Nominated for sysop once by Isra and once by Tomps.
• Claudius Prime - Promoted by: » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 21:44, 22 August 2006 (UTC)
• King In Yellow - Promoted to 2nd Lt. by: gwax; nominated for admin here
• Sbluen - nominated here
• Ghelæ - nominated here
• Lugiatm - nominated here
• Slackerboy - nominated here
• Wild Weasel - Promoted to 2nd Lt. by: ~ T. (talk) 02:02, 4 May 2006 (UTC); nominated here
• Squiggle - nominated here
• Insineratehymn - nominated here

edit Lieutenant

• Some user - Promoted by: » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 21:44, 22 August 2006 (UTC)
• Orion Blastar Promoted to 2LT by: ~ T. (talk) 02:06, 4 May 2006 (UTC); demoted to OD by –H.04:59 UTC, 10.5.2006, promoted to 1LT by –H.00:56 UTC, 10.11.2006
• High Gen. Grue - promoted by –H.05:58 UTC, 07.27.2007
• Charitwo - promoted by ~ 10:19, 10 March 2008 (UTC)
• THEDUDEMAN - promoted by ~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 02:43, 9 April 2008 (UTC)
• SPIKE - Promoted by: Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 15:49, May 11, 2010 (UTC)

edit Second Lieutenant

• Composure1 - Promoted by –H.
• Prettiestpretty - Promoted by: - Tompkins 18:39, 4 July 2006 (UTC)
• Sir Cornbread - Promoted by –H., 05:31, 15 August 2006 (UTC)

edit Officer Designate/Staff Sergeant

• PiOfFive - Promoted by: ~ T. (talk) 02:16, 4 May 2006 (UTC)

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