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[[File:Bert-Hitler.gif|thumb|right|Active Admins review the troops.]]
 
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'''Admins''' (or sysops) are Uncyclopedians with the power to delete pages, ban users, and administer other mayhem. The following Admins tend to respond when asked to help. (The rest of them are either dead, missing in action, or undergoing a sex change operation, which for many of them is their second or third.)
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'''Admins''' (or sysops) are Uncyclopedians with the power to delete pages, ban users, and administer other mayhem. The following Admins tend to respond when asked to help. (The rest of them are either dead, missing in action, or undergoing a [[sex change]] operation, which for many of them is their second or third.)
   
 
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| {{U|Mhaille}}
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| {{user:ChiefjusticeDS/sig}}
| Sysop, Bureaucrat, Deity
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| Sysop, Bureaucrat, Fairy Princess
| Hammer
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| Blighty (UK - 0)
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| {{U|Mordillo}}
 
| Sysop, Bureaucrat, token Jew
 
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| {{U|Romartus}}
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| Sysop, Weathered, Crumbling
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| Sysop, Bureaucrat, Weathered, Crumbling
 
| Blighty (UK - 0)
 
| Blighty (UK - 0)
 
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| {{U|Simsilikesims}}
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| {{User:Spike/signature}}
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| Sysop, Bureaucrat, Canine (rabid)
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| Sysop, Simulation
 
| Sysop, Simulation
 
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| West US (UK - 8)
 
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| {{User:SPIKE/signature}}
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| {{User:EStop/signature}}
| Sysop, Canine (rabid)
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| Sysop, Neptunian
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*To get an awful but established article deleted, nominate it at [[UN:VFD|Votes for Deletion]] (VFD).
 
*To get an awful but established article deleted, nominate it at [[UN:VFD|Votes for Deletion]] (VFD).
 
*To get an awful new article deleted — notably, one of your own ones — go to [[UN:QVFD|Quick VFD]].
 
*To get an awful new article deleted — notably, one of your own ones — go to [[UN:QVFD|Quick VFD]].
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*To get an article renamed — for example, to claim that an article that got moved into your userspace is no longer awful but is now ready for the main encyclopedia — request it at [[UN:RFM]].
 
In each case, you must follow a rasher of picky little rules to the letter to keep the mayhem from being commited upon [[you]] instead.
 
In each case, you must follow a rasher of picky little rules to the letter to keep the mayhem from being commited upon [[you]] instead.
   
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If, beyond the additional hand-holding of being an adopted user, you want continual attention, we suggest either [[Illogicopedia]] or [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. If you also tend toward toilet humor and pranks, you might try [[Wikipedia]], which has been lacking in both departments lately.
 
If, beyond the additional hand-holding of being an adopted user, you want continual attention, we suggest either [[Illogicopedia]] or [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. If you also tend toward toilet humor and pranks, you might try [[Wikipedia]], which has been lacking in both departments lately.
   
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Latest revision as of 14:21, December 25, 2015

Bert-Hitler

Active Admins review the troops.

Admins (or sysops) are Uncyclopedians with the power to delete pages, ban users, and administer other mayhem. The following Admins tend to respond when asked to help. (The rest of them are either dead, missing in action, or undergoing a sex change operation, which for many of them is their second or third.)

Username Attributes Usual time zone
Chiefjustice3DS Sysop, Bureaucrat, Fairy Princess Blighty (UK - 0)
LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) Sysop, Bureaucrat, Weathered, Crumbling Blighty (UK - 0)
Spıke Radiomicrophone Sysop, Bureaucrat, Canine (rabid) East US (UK - 5)
-- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. Sysop, Simulation West US (UK - 8)
 EStop Easy button Sysop, Neptunian Blighty (UK - 0)
~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au Sysop, Car puncher, Inactive East Aus (UK + 11)

edit Mayhem for hire

If you would like an Admin to commit specific mayhem on request, your request must be public.

  • To get an annoying user banned, go to Ban Patrol.
  • To get an awful but established article deleted, nominate it at Votes for Deletion (VFD).
  • To get an awful new article deleted — notably, one of your own ones — go to Quick VFD.
  • To get an article renamed — for example, to claim that an article that got moved into your userspace is no longer awful but is now ready for the main encyclopedia — request it at UN:RFM.

In each case, you must follow a rasher of picky little rules to the letter to keep the mayhem from being commited upon you instead.

edit Working with the Admins

Here is how it is: Simsilikesims is essentially your mom. She will give you cash to replace the neighbor's window that you threw a brick through, and will take you out for ice cream when you actually do so. Whereas Spike is your father. He will ground you for a week without editing, even though you have done nothing wrong, on the theory that the mere unpleasantness will eventually make you a better person. And like your real parents, the two of them are cordial to one another, though they do live on opposite coasts. But, Hell, flying transcontinental by yourself for a "visitation weekend" is cool.

You can take your chances with them, or pick one of the others, who are somewhere in between, in all respects except geographically.

All Admins are willing to help you get established and understand the rules, procedures, and traditions. There is also a cadre of people who have expressed their willingness to adopt new users.

If, beyond the additional hand-holding of being an adopted user, you want continual attention, we suggest either Illogicopedia or Encyclopedia Dramatica. If you also tend toward toilet humor and pranks, you might try Wikipedia, which has been lacking in both departments lately.

Admins, sysops and all of the above
Types AdminsWiki AdministratorsSysops
Persons Active AdminsList of Admins
Culture Coexisting with themBecoming oneBanningToolsAnger
Utilities Ban PatrolRequest page deletion (Votes For Deletion) • Request page move (rename)
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