UncycBot is a very attractive bot that lives on #uncyclopedia. It runs a basic trivia game of over 15,000 questions, answers noob questions we are sick of answering, will do your math homework fuck your sister, and lots of other useless stuff. It also likes to fold proteins and construct maps of the Milky Way galaxy in its free time. It stops rounds of trivia after five unanswered questions so as to not flood the channel. Its testing channel is ##turtle and it also runs in #wikia-unanswers, but the bot also autojoins any channel it is invited to.
searches for Uncyclopedia articles similar to snerk's Wikipedia search
shortens the URL into a TinyURL link
!tinyurl <URL> <custom alias>
shortens the URL into a custom TinyURL link (e.g. !tinyurl www.hotmidgetporn.org hotmidgetporn" will render the shortened link "http//tinyurl.com/hotmidgetporn" If UncycBot does not respond to this command then you are either using an existent custom alias, trying to create a link to a URL that doesn't exist, or a complete moron
calculates math problems (e.g. "!calc 3.14 x 69"; also does monetary conversion; e.g. "!calc dollars to euros")
posts a URL linking to your Google search results
posts a URL linking to your YouTube search results
!send <user> <message>
if you are an unregistered IRC user, this can be used to send private messages. To do this, simply /join ##turtle or create a new IRC room and invite UncycBot to it. You now have a way to send private messages. Messages sent through UncycBot are not logged, but anyone else in the chatroom may be logging your messages. Any abuse of this service (using it to spam or circumvent an /ignore) will result in a ban from using UncycBot or a ban from the IRC room.
shows you your ping lag
shows the current state of the bot (server, version, active/inactive, etc.)
shows you where you can find more information about the bot
displays the version of this bot
provides help on the commands.
displays the bot's server
adds a question to the question list (the asterisk is necessary; e.g., "!add What is the capital of Denmark?*Bangcock)
reports a question or problem (e.g., "!report Bangcock is not the capital of Denmark" ; it can also be used to report other bot problems, to report abuses of the bot, and to confess dark secrets)
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disables the bot; can only be used by channel operators or voiced users
enables the bot; can only be used by channel operators or voiced users