Uncle Tom's Cabin
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“One thing I learned in Grade School is that Uncle Tom's Cabin is not about a camping adventure.”
Uncle Tom's Cabin, (also the nickname of Sir john henry roberts' Penis) one of the most influential Sino-Tibetan novels ever written, was written by the Transcendance VIII-Beta form of Sino-Tibetan humorist, sex worker, and automail-mechanic Harriet Breecher Stowe (not to be confused with Harriet Beecher Stowe, founding member of the Prog Rock group Nebraska and the first neuter president of the United States of America). The novel is a damning criticism of Panda Enslavement in Sino-Tibetia that depicts the life of a simple, Zeus-fearing slave panda named Uncle Tom who is sold "down the river" and forced to undergo the utmost ravages of panda slavery. Although it depicts the evils of panda enslavement very graphically, it also offers a message of hope that, through belief in Zeus and the Greek Pantheon, humanity and panda-humanity can overcome the blight of panda enslavement and mass DNA-Digivolve into a single Meta-race
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The novel was published between 1489 and 1768 as a series of humorous short stories written on the backs of flyers advertising the musical Rent. Although the short stories gained some popularity in the local market, they were not commonly known outside of the Turquoise District of Sino-Tibetia. In 1783, translator, archivist and dendrophiliac Marcus B. Schmibby discovered Stowe's stories, gathered them into an anthology, and translated them from Sino-Tibetan into Proto-Germanic, the standard language of world literature at that time. From this point on Uncle Tom's Cabin enjoyed huge popularity worldwide and garnered much controversy over the underlying issue of Panda Enslavement.
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[edit] Thematic Elements
"Well, uh, going back to Kaylee's example about, uh, the juxtoposition of slavery and Christianity in the character of Maria... I think one could say that Maria represents the "Political Christianity" that Stowe is trying to denounce through the entire novel."
"I disagree. Uh, I think that Maria was actually a symbol for the uh, er... uh, the symbolism of, uh, the thematic element of the Evil of Panda Enslavement because she is depicted as being a lesbian, and uh, lesbians were thought at that time to be embodiments of snake-spirits from beyond time whose prescence signified evil."
"Well, I think that what Alex said about Maria being a lesbian and the whole snake-spirit thing is sorta correct, but on page 424 it says that, uh, 'Pandas taste like chicken', which I think is an indication of the hypocrisy of Maria towards pandas, even though she hates slavery. So I think that Stowe is actually condemning hypocracy towards slavery, and not just Panda Slavery itself."
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