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edit It is currently: The Second Month of Autumn
edit Daytime Temperature for Tomorrow
High: 1000000 Kelvins Low: 1000000 Kelvins
edit Probability of fireballs for Tomorrow
edit Gnomes per 1000 for The coming week
The average value of Gnomes for the coming week is approx. 770 Gnomes per 1000 Humans. For an exact number of gnomes where you are, hold your cursor over the magic gnome to the right.
edit Server Status
File:Cross.JPG AIM is offline.
edit Heat Index
The BTU is currently worth 1055.0558577 joules on the international market.
edit Other Significant Notes
edit Global Worming Behind Tropical Weather
The increased number of worms in the tepid climate results in hotter weather says new survey by Professor Eckhart Fingbinger of the University of Calaforina. The survey isn't as in-depth as many had hoped and as a result critics criticise. The research however does through light onto the burning situation, showing that global worming is not a force to be reckoned with. Global worming is blamed for the recent Hurricane Ermintrude, which destroyed a large area of northern Alaska. The government has decided to fund research into global worming in this very late stage of the situation, many say its too late, but they were dismissed as depressing.