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edit It is currently: The First Month of Summer Flower

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Sun Sunshine.

edit Daytime Temperature for Tomorrow

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edit Probability of fireballs for Tomorrow

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Medium There is a Medium chance of fireballs today, take an umbrella in case of freak showers.

edit Gnomes per 1000 for The coming week

The average value of Gnomes for the coming week is approx. 550 Gnomes per 1000 Humans. For an exact number of gnomes where you are, hold your cursor over the magic gnome to the right.

edit Server Status

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edit Heat Index

The BTU is currently worth 1055.0558555 joules on the international market.

edit Other Significant Notes

edit The Axe Effect

There has been a dramatic fall in the number of trees across the globe over the last hundred years as a result of axe intervention. Since the turn of the century 85%of the Brazilian rainforest has been cleared, oxygen levels have plummeted and soon the axe effect will become erriversable.

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