UnTunes talk:National Anthem of Russia

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This anthem definitely needs more of the following:

  1. Vodka
  2. Hot Russian prostitutes
  3. Invasions of Georgia (the country, though the state would be nice too)
  4. Vodka
  5. Cowbell
  6. Puppetry over Belarus politics
  7. Banning emo music
  8. Vodka
  9. ???
  10. PROFIT!!!

--Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 11:52 Jan 31 2010

A tune would be good, too. It'd be quite an easy one to do - just get some really heavy Soviet-era music and chant the lyrics in a dodgy pseudo-Russian accent. While pissed on vodka. I'd do it, but I can't even mimic my own accent, never mind a Russian one. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 11:58, January 31, 2010 (UTC)
I'll do it within the next 24 hours. I believe I have a copy of the National Anthem of the USSR in symphony. If I don't I'll just find something and do exactly that. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 12:00 Jan 31 2010
Excellent. The author of this article will be proud. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 12:28, January 31, 2010 (UTC)
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