UnTunes:Won't Get Banned Again

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Music by: Pete Townshend
Lyrics by: Leoispotter and TheLedBalloon
Dedicated to: Fonchezzz
Recording and Mixing by: The UnIdiot

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Audiobang Won't Get Banned Again

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I was writing on the site

Blanking left and right.

Wrote a one-liner 'bout the fat girl in my class

Soon an admin came along

Saw I was in the wrong

He blocked me and his ban gun sang a song


Come on admin I want absolution

I even took the time to read your damn constitution

I know I'm ready to change my ways

I swear I'm being frank

I won't vandalize or blank

So I get on my knees and pray

That I don't get banned again


"This ban- it had to be,"

The admin said to me

"I'm simply doing my job- that's all."

Well, then I grew deranged

And I blanked his whole talk page

And replaced it with the words, "SUCK MY SCHLONG!"


Come on admin I want absolution

I even took the time to read your damn constitution

I know I'm ready to change my ways

I swear I'm being frank

I won't vandalize or blank

So I get on my knees and pray

That I don't get banned again

No, no!


I begged on IRC with my best smile

Promised that I'd be better on next my next try

I'll never blank again, not one more time,

Don'tcha know that we user guys never lie?

Do ya?


YEAAAAAAAAAA!


There's nothing I can see

that'll make that admin unblock me

Maybe, just maybe he was in the right

But it doesn't matter now

I've changed almost overnight

But not by uncyc, no, I changed by another site!


Come on admin I want absolution

I even took the time to read your damn constitution

I know I'm ready to change my ways

I swear I'm being frank

I won't vandalize or blank

So I get on my knees and pray

That I don't get banned again


YEAAAAAAAAAA!


I just got a new ban

Even longer than the old ban

:(
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