UnTunes:We In Da Club

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia

Revision as of 18:43, October 18, 2010 by Hyperbole (talk | contribs)

Jump to: navigation, search
Good Small Nominated Article
This article has been nominated for highlighting on the front page—you can vote for it or nominate your favourite articles at Uncyclopedia:VFH. Please see this article's entry.
Daclub
These clubgoers are not afraid to tell you that they are in da club.

"We In Da Club" is a hip hop song created by researchers at the Massachusetts Institute Of Technology. After successfully seeking a government grant for $25 million, these researchers managed to create a song that was a composite of all hip hop music released since the year 2000. "We In Da Club" is the result.

In 2007, the results of their methodology were published in the peer-reviewed journal Science in an article entitled Musical structures and cultural themes in the lyrics of 21st century hip-hop music: we in da club in da club in da club.

The researchers made the following findings:

  1. Hip-hop artists live in nightclubs.
  2. Hip-hop artists refer to nightclubs as "da club."
  3. The primary goal of being in da club is to tell as many people as possible that you are in da club.
  4. The secondary goal of being in da club is to sip dat bubb (which is a slightly renamed form of champagne).
  5. All hip-hop songs concern themselves with the fact that the lyricist is currently in da club.

From these findings, the researchers tentatively concluded that da club is the hub of all African American music, art, and culture. They cautioned that it should not be confused with da drycleaners, which is the hub of all Vietnamese American economic activity.

Lyrics

we in da club, in da club
we in da club, in da club
we in da club, in da club
we in da club like shit mothafucking bitch I don't know
in da club
in da club in da club
and all da ladies in da club say i'm in da club
(i'm in da club)
you said you in da club
and all the bitches in da club say i'm in da club
(i'm in da club)
yeah. you said you in da club
and all da homies who got lost on da way to da club
say shit dis is a burga king
where da fuck is da club?
i like to club in da club
i like to club when i'm clubbin in the club
come club with me in da club
are you in da club with me clubbin wit me in da club
if you were in da club i'd see you in da club
cause i'm in da club
in da club in da club in da club
Personal tools
projects