UnTunes:The Randomness Rap

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This very random song, called The Randomness Rap, was created by youtube user thecomputernerd01. It is very long and it took me FOREVER to get the Lyrics to it. Very good song though.

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Randomness Rap cover art

(Piano Music)


I look like a rabbit

Eat lots of cheese

Play halo 3

T-bag everyone I see

I don't really care

I'm not a noob

I just look like one

Chillin in my tube


Meet my iPod

His name is Billy

He plays my music and smells a little weird

My guitar pick is yellow

And the Jell-O is red

Coke beats Sprite

And my lyrics are tight


Mary had a little lamb

Josh had a little plunger

This is Oscar

This is Fifth

I eat pineapples for breakfast

Lunch is my favorite subject

Cheese plus ham equals ham and cheese

Sandwiches are the best

So everyone stand up and itch yourself


I got a bear

You got my underwear

My shorts are orange; i dance with my grandpa

If you ask me who I am

Than I’ll just you Arnold Schwartzanegar

Is a beast

Every single day I play

With my broken drumstick

Photobooth is my life

And my toilet is clogged once again

I’m sorry but I couldn’t help it

The Cottage cheese smells really bad

My beanie makes me look

Like an Egghead


Oh yeah I look like an egg

And I smell like Usher

At the same time

So boys and girls get up and let’s dance


My shirt is black and I like to play

With this USB flash drive

Because it’s really slidy

And it looks really hip

‘Cause I want to be really cool like Herman Lee

And I like to play

Baseball with my friends in the backyard

I’m the best one every single day

Because the master chief is wimp compared to me


(cool music)


Come on

It’s time to eat your cereal

My bandana makes me look like a homie

So I’m gonna eat some baloney

Pass me some

I don't really want to

It’s all for me and none for you

These are my vehicles

They are expensive


Oh yeah and I want to eat some food

So pass the Rubik’s Cube

And let’s make a sandwich in the kitchen

Where’s the Mayo

I don’t know

This is my pig

And this is my hand

I like to fight crimes

Making fart sounds with your hands

And I want to build a terra cuz I look so good


My name is Josh

And I am the greatest rapper

Just ask my Grandma

She never lies

And my sour watermelons are my babies

They taste so good just like my socks

Cuz I am so kool

And that's spelled with a K

And my pants have stripes on them

That means I’m really gangsta


So

Why am I talking so slow

I really don’t know why I am a guy

That rhymes with WHY

LOL means laugh out loud

And JK means Josh kicks beavers in the butt


No, no-i, no I don’t


Worms, cows, beavers, penguins

Those are my favorite animals

In the whole entire world

I better go yo and

Ugly, pretty, skinny, fat

I going to go to the bathroom

And eat my favorite chips Privately

cause I can’t trust you


My dog smells bad

I like to play with my remote

Cuz it has nine numbers on it

I need to really fart

Pea-nut-but-ter cookies are the best

And their cereal has Captain Crunch on the cover

Oh my Gosh!


My shirt is black and I like to play

With this USB flash drive

Because it’s really slidy

And it looks really hip

Cuz I want to be really cool like Herman Lee

And I like to play

Baseball with my friends in the backyard

I’m the best one every single day

Because the master chief is wimp compared to me


My car is a total chick magnet

Cuz a magnetizes chicks to it

Because it smells like dryer sheets oh yes

I try to carve messages into my desk

But I always lose and end up having a really bad day


You may call me weird

But all I have to say

Is my name is Josh

And I like to eat chickens


Oh yeah I like to eat chickens


(cool music)


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