UnTunes:Still Hurting

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So, after I broke up with Jenna, I was thinking, you know, just because we're broken up, that doesn't mean we shouldn't share our deepest feelings with each other, right? Chicks love that emotional shit.

So I wrote her this song about, you know, how much I miss her and how she makes me feel. I bet she'll be calling me any minute asking me to take her back.

Still Hurting

Well I'm still hurting so I'd be happy if you were hurting too.
Is it so much to ask that someone you love
be in constant unrelenting pain?
And I hope you stay up nights thinkin' of me
or maybe just lose your keys
Yeah, I'm waiting by the phone for you to call
and tell me, girl, that you misplaced your keys.
Don't get me wrong
I want the best for you
But if you still care at all
Do me a solid, girl, and
spend all day just eating ice cream
and crying over pictures of us.
And then remember when we fed the ducks that time
And cry some more about how you miss the ducks
They're really pretty silly-looking birds
But now they're making you cry
And I'll enjoy your duck-related tears.
Don't get me wrong
I want the best for you
I just want the best to come with
Crippling agonizing pain
yeah I'm still hurting
so I'd be happy
if you were hurting too.
Is it so much to ask that someone you love
be in constant unrelenting pain?

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