Little known fact: Osama bin Laden was actually a white guy from the suburbs
This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here: MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
It's hard to overstate my terrorist actions.
Al Qaeda Rebels
We kill infidels
Because we can.
For the good of Allah, us,
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying over every life lost,
You just invade countries and ignore the huge cost.
And the terrorism spreads,
And it gets into the heads
Of the people who are still alive.
I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you blew me up.
And killed me.
Exploded to pieces.
Parade every piece, in public squares.
As they hung, I smiled inside.
Now there's a fatwa for you.
Now these rounds of airstrikes make me feel just divine.
With the CIA,
We'll all be martyred in time.
So I'm glad I got killed.
Think of the hatred you've instilled
In the insurgents who are still alive
So go ahead and sink me.
I'd rather be shot than die alone.
Maybe you'll form more coalitions to aid you.
That was a joke.
Anyway, Paradise is great
I give Allah thanks and praise!
Look at me still talking,
When there's virgins to woo.
When I look down there, it makes me glad I'm not you.
I've jihadists to push on;
There are roadsides to be bombed;
Because Americans are still alive.
And believe me I am still alive.
I'm spoiling virgins and I'm still alive.
I feel dismembered and I'm still alive.
With towers burning I'll be still alive.
And when you're dead I will be still alive.