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This is a song about Polly. She's my babysitter but she's rubbish, she's always asking me to do stuff for her and never lets me watch The Truman Show.

Music Originally by: Kurt Cobain

Music Played by: ImNotASunbeam

Lyrics by:ImNotASunbeam

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Polly wants a cracka.
Why'd I have to be so white?
She asked me to feed her,
I'm going to be up all night.

Let me sleep, need a pee,
Let me watch a dvd,
You can make your own lunch - Feed yourself
You know I can't reach the top shelf
Got some ham
Got some cheese
Got some rolls, to make paninis
You can make your own lunch - Feed yourself
You know I can't reach the top shelf

Polly likes horror films
They scare the crap out of me
I'd prefer a romance
Or something with Jim Carrey

Let me sleep, need a pee,
Let me watch a dvd,
You can make your own lunch - Feed yourself
You know I can't reach the top shelf
Got some ham
Got some cheese
Got some rolls, to make paninis
You can make your own lunch - Feed yourself
You know I can't reach the top shelf.

Polly said

Polly said I'm useless,
And that she wants me to leave.
But I know if I open that door,
She'll jump out and rape me.

Let me sleep, need a pee,
Let me watch a dvd,
You can make your own lunch - Feed yourself
You know I can't reach the top shelf
Got some ham
Got some cheese
Got some rolls, to make paninis
You can make your own lunch - Feed yourself
You know I can't reach the top shelf

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