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Lyin' the floor with another cheap whore in the middle of the night;

Broken condom feel thanks to ruptured seals, so it's time to take flight.

I groped around in this silly gown, she groans about her itchy thong...

With that fake smile, say, "It's been a while since I last smoked a bong,"


I explain...


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My bong is a Styrofoam cup, I made it myself while at Landmark Mall.

I filled it with some stuff in the bathroom stall, I started trippin' out in the hall;

My bong can be filled with hash, just one puff, you'll forget about that rash,

And as I inhaled, fore I coughed like mad, all I could think was...

"Damn, this feels so rad."


I was stumbling round in the food court after hitting up that shit,

It was so kick ass, had such a blast, needed a first aid kit.

Got to the bookstore, met the cheap whore, took her to my bed...

And then I think I told you what happened next and so I just said..


[Chorus]


Lalalalalalallalala..

Lalalalalalalalaaaaaaah..


Tried every powder;

I smoked every single joint.

When I wasn't playing with my dong...

I'd just hit up my bong.


[Chorus]


Yeah... This feels so raaaaaaadd, yeahh, rad raaaaaaddddd... Oh, it feels so..


Lyin' on the floor with another cheap whore in the middle of the night;

I grabbed some weed, that I knew we'd need, and I lit up my bong...

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Lyrics & Vocals: The Roachy Jay

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