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Little Wiccan Chicken gonna get you.

"Little Wiccan Chicken" is a song that was written by a band. The band could not think of a cool name, because they were too busy concentrating on rhyming with the word chicken. If the band did have a name however, it would have had something to do with chickens; Like Mexico, Jonathan Livingston or Cockalandra. According to an interview with the band's stoned bassist, "Wiccan Chicken" was like an idea that like you know formed in like his head just like you know randomly maaan. The band never really sold any records, but they did win a coupon for three at any "Chicken Delicious" nationwide.

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I am just a little chicken,
Too afraid to cross the road,
But if I practice all my Wiccan,
I’ll turn that truck into a toad
Boil him in a pot of water,
Eat him with a side of rice
Hope the meat don’t taste like chicken,
Cause that really won’t be nice…

(Chorus)

Little, Wiccan, chicken gonna get you,
Little, Wiccan, chicken gonna get you,
Little, Wiccan, chicken gonna get you,
Little, Wiccan, chicken gonna get you,
Beware, out there,
He’ll wave his wand and pluck you bare now
Little, Wiccan, chicken gonna get you,
Little, Wiccan, chicken gonna get you,
Little, Wiccan, chicken gonna get you,
Little, Wiccan, chicken gonna get you,
Beware, out there,
He’ll cast a spell and ring his bell
Colonel Sanders thought he had it
When he dipped us into crumbs,
Turned my friend into a nugget,
but with this spell I’ll have his thumbs
Look into my book of shadows,
Turn to page 69
Stoke the fire with my bellows,
Domination will be mine.

(Chorus)

Lead Break
Knocking back a Rooster Booster
Think it’s time to break a leg,
Looking forward to the future,
Gonna lay myself an egg,
In the middle of the highway
A poultry truck comes rushing by,
I don’t give a damn what they say,
I still have 9 lives to try.
Little, Wiccan, chicken gonna get you,
Little, Wiccan, chicken gonna get you,
Little, Wiccan, chicken gonna get you,
Little, Wiccan, chicken gonna get you,
Beware, out there,
He’ll wave his wand and pluck you bare now
Little, Wiccan, chicken gonna get you,
Little, Wiccan, chicken gonna get you,
Little, Wiccan, chicken gonna get you,
Little, Wiccan, chicken gonna get you,
Beware, out there,
He’ll cast a spell and ring his bell
Beware, out there,
He’ll wave his wand and pluck you bare.

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