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I like big pies and I can not lie

You other pie eaters can't deny

That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty pastry

And a round pie in your face

You get pied thrown at you

Wanna pull up tough

Cuz you notice that pie was stuffed

Deep in the pie she's eating

I'm hooked and I can't stop eating

Oh, baby I wanna get with ya

And take your pie

My homeboys tried to warn me

But that pie you got

Make Me so bad at cooking

Ooh, pie of smooth taste

You say you wanna get my pie

Well use my pie use my pie cuz you aint that average lard


I've seen them eatin'

To hell with romancin'

She's Sweat, Tasty, got it goin like a really tasty pie


I'm tired of magazines

Saying apple pies are the thing

Take the average cherry pie and ask him that

She gotta pack much back


So Fellas (yeah) Fellas (yeah)

Has your girlfriend got the pie (hell yeah)

Well eat it, eat it, eat it, eat that unhealthy pie

Baby got pie


I like'em round and big

And when I'm throwin a gig

I just can't help myself

I'm eatin like an animal

Now here's my scandal


I wanna get you home

And UH, double up on pie UH UH

I aint talkin bout apple pie

Cuz gooy parts were made for toys

I wannem real thick and juicy

So find that juicy double

Piealot's in trouble

Beggin for a piece of that pie

So I'm lookin' at food videos

Knockin these pie bein eaten like hoes

You can have them pies

I'll keep my pie like Momo

A word to the thick pie sistas

I wanna get with ya

I won't cus or hit ya

But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna eat pie

Til the break of dawn

Baby Got it goin on

Alot of pie eaters won't like this song

Cuz them punks eat pie to bit it and quit it

But I'd rather stay and eat

Cuz I'm long and I'm strong

And I'm down to get the eatin' on


So pies (yeah), Pies (yeah)

Do you wanna roll in my mouth (yeah)

Then turn around

Stick it out

Even apple pies got to shout

Baby got back


Yeah baby

When it comes to pies

Cherry ain't got nothin to do with my selection

36-24-36

Only if she's blueberry


So your girlfriend throws a Pie

Playin food tapes by Fonda

But Fonda ain't got a pie in the back of her Honda

My anaconda don't want none unless you've got pies hun

You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that pie fat

Some brothers wanna play that hard role

And tell you that the pie ain't Blueberry

So they toss it and leave it

And I pull up quick to retrieve it

So cosmo says you're fatting

Well I ain't down with that

Cuz your plate is small and your curves are kickin

And I'm thinkin bout stickin and eatin

To the banana pies in the magazines

You aint it miss thing

Give me a pie sista I can't resist her

Blueberry and apple did miss her

Some knucklehead tried to dis

Cuz his pies were on my list

He had game but he chose to bite 'em

And pulled up quick to get with 'em

So ladies if the pie is round

And you wanna triple pies throw down

Dial 1-900-PIEALOT and kick them nasty thoughts

Baby got pie

Baby got pie

Little in tha middle but she got much pie x4

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