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featuring Cletus & Clem

Lyrics

I Like Cats

I'm what you might call an animal lover

Horses, kangaroos and chimpazees

But dogs and birds and fish don't satisfy me

For cats they are the sweetest, you see.


Chorus:

I like cats with mustard

I like cats with chili cheese

Cat sausages, cat fricassee

Won't you try some cat chili?

I think that cats are great to eat


Well some might call it animal cruelty

Try to deny my favorite treat

But until there are the people there to feed them

They're better in my gut than on the street


Chorus:

I like cats in burritos

I like cats with rice and peas

Cat foo yong and cat sushi

Cat with Chianti and fava beans

Try cat -- the other white meat


Solo


Chorus:

I like cats with mustard

I like cats with chili cheese

Cat sausages, cat fricassee

Have you tried the cat chili?

I think that cats are great to eat

I like cat, the other white meat


Solo

I like cat, the other white meat

Credits

Music, lyrics, guitar, bass and vocals by T. (talk)

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