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Hitler during a performance of I Kamph make you Mein
I Kamph make you Mein Was a reggae song originally written by Adolf Hitler as an unsuccessful endeavor to convince the general public that he had left Eva Brown for a Jewish gal named Bjork. Upon it's debut in Germany, it triggered World War Two.

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Oh baby baby!

you drivin me crazy mon!

The headache you're givin'

me has no final solut-i-on!


Can't you see girl?

I Kamph make you Mein!

Sorry I sneezed!

I can't make you mine!


See what I mean girl?

You are an allergy!

Worse than the dust storms

way down in El alamein!


Can't you see girl?

I Kamph make you Mein!

Sorry I sneezed!

I can't make you mine!


No Lebensraum

for you girl

in my heart!

You know you

are the reason

that I suck at art!


Can't you see girl?

I Kamph make you Mein!

Sorry I sneezed!

I can't make you mine!


The Swastika, they say

was a charm of good luck!

Load a crap!

Boy I am fucked!


Can't you see girl?

I Kamph make you Mein!

Sorry I sneezed!

I can't make you mine!


From Beer to Preztels

Johann Tetzel!

You're an insult to

Germans and the

Third Reich!


You're a mental Bitzkrieg

Which my migranes don't need!

Should've sent for you

on the Night of Long Knives!


Can't you see girl?

I Kamph make you Mein!

Sorry I sneezed!

I can't make you mine!

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