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I am the very Model of a Whiny Emo MySpace Whore (Sung to the tune of 'I am the Very Model of a Modern Major-General by Gilbert & Sullivan)

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WEMH:

I am the very model of a whiny emo myspace whore

I've new comments, new friend requests and pictures of my hair galore

(Which both in composition, and in styling is quite angular

And obscures one or sometimes two, of my round organs ocular)

I'm very well acquainted, too, with many bands craptacular

Their spamming of my inbox is decisively spectacular

A thousand friends I've never met, all Narcissistic by a rule,

But I must make it well known that I hate drama and fake ppl!


ALL:

Oh he must make it clear that he hates drama and fake ppl!

Oh he must make it clear that he hates drama and fake ppl!

Oh he must make it clear that he hates drama and fake ppl!


WEMH:

To get a spot in my top eight is tough as the Erymanthian boar

It's less a case of MySpace Tom and more the likes of Jefree Star

With new comments, new friend requests and pictures of my hair galore

I am the very model of a whiny emo myspace whore


ALL:

With new comments, new friend requests and pictures of his hair galore

He is the very model of a whiny emo myspace whore


WEMH:

I have so many favrite bands, from pop punk to the postpostcore

I havent heard their music, but it does impress my friends for sure

You see I simply have to have a larger list of bands than you

I can't just like My Chem Romance Green Day and Blink 182

No, I must include Funeral for a Friend Panic! at the Disco,

Fightstar H.I.M Jimmy Eat World; and the Count of Monte Cristo,

Straylight Run Fall Out Boy Feeder; Offspring Dashboard Confessional

Tear Abyss Biscuit Spunk and P.O.O, amongst my intrests lyrical

ALL:

Tear Abyss Biscuit Spunk and P.O.O, amongst his intrests lyrical

Tear Abyss Biscuit Spunk and P.O.O, amongst his intrests lyrical

Tear Abyss Biscuit Spunk and P.O.O, amongst his intrests lyrical


WEMH:

My page has been well customised with html Byzantine

It takes three hours to load it up and read my blog posts asinine

With new comments, new friend requests and pictures of my hair galore

I am the very model of a whiny emo myspace whore


ALL:

With new comments, new friend requests and pictures of his hair galore

He is the very model of a whiny emo myspace whore


WEMH:

In fact, when my font is black on black, point 2 and illegible

When Ive customised my background to something emocredible

When I post angsty poetry best described as modernist

As it ignores any considerations of metre, rhyme, or linguistic beauty;

When I repost every mindless bulletin that comes by me,

When I waste precious bandwith with my drivel and vacuity

In short, when I've cut my wrists because I feel that I've got no-one

I'll be a whiny myspace whore who has a lot more friends than Tom!


ALL:

He'll be a whiny myspace whore who has a lot more friends than Tom

He'll be a whiny myspace whore who has a lot more friends than Tom

He'll be a whiny myspace whore who has a lot more friends than Tom


WEMH:

Though I still have ahead of me, an arduous and long journey

I will toil day and night and friendwhore the world unceasingly

With new comments, new friend requests and pictures of my hair galore

'Til I am the very model of a whiny emo myspace whore


ALL:

With new comments, new friend requests and pictures of his hair galore

He is the very model of a whiny emo myspace whore!

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