UnTunes:I'm in a Vault

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Doctor: Dr. Neeson, this came out of your wife the same time as your son. I guess that makes it yours.

Liam Neeson: Whoa! Free vault dwelling permit for three! Now who should I take? .....My newborn son.

Baby: Waaaa!

Liam Neeson: Aaaaand, T-Pain.

T-Pain: Cool.

Mrs. Neeson: I-I think I'm dying.



Oh shit.

Get your jumpsuits ready, it's about to go down.

Everybody in the wastes hit the fucking ground.

But stay on your motherfucking toes. We running this, let's go.

I'm in a vault, I'm in a vault. (I'm in a vault)

Everybody look at me 'cause I'm safe here in a vault. (safe here in a vault)

I'm in a vault, I'm in a vault. (I'm in a vault)

Take a good hard look at the motherfucking vault.

Falloutvalut101

So fucking awesome.

I'm in a vault motherfucker, take a look at me.

Straight living in a vault, not in the D.C.

Got the tunnel snakes gang scared of my assault

You can't stop me motherfucker, 'cause I'm in a vault

Got no GECK in here, we're in a vault, bitch (bitch)

We're drinking purified water 'cause it's so crisp (crisp)

I got my pip-boy and my BB gun.

You runnin' away 'cause some fool just blew up Megaton.

I just killed a Yao Guai, I took his hand and shit.

Here comes another, I'll kill him in three hits.

But this ain't turn-based. It's an adventure FPS.

I left the vault motherfucker don't you ever forget.

I'm in a vault aaaaand safe from the wastelaaaaand

We got food dispensers and scientific trash cans.

I'm the king of the vault, Overseer's my name-oh

If you're in the wastes, then you sure are lame-oh.

Get the fuck up, this vault is real.

Fuck rads, I'm in a vault, motherfucker. (motherfucker)

Fuck trees, they're all dead, motherfucker. (motherfucker)

I'm in the vault with my boys, motherfucker. (motherfucker)

We live and die in the vault, motherfucker.

Dead-Tree-on-rock

Looks healthy to me.

Hey ma, if you could see me now. (see me now)

Got three targets in my V.A.T.S. right now. (V.A.T.S right now)

Sniping raiders with a pistol somehow. (pistol somehow)

Like Three Dog said, anything is possible!

Never thought I'd be in a vault.

It's a big ol' silver stronghold

Behemoths, look at me.

You're never gonna see the day

When a big vault comes your way

Believe me when I say. You'll get raped by mutants.

Supermutant

You'll have some mutant genes inside you soon enough.

I'm in a vault, I'm in a vault.

Everybody look at me 'cause I'm safe here in a vault.

I'm in a vault, I'm in a vault.

Take a good hard look at the motherfucking vault.

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