UnTunes:I'm Ready To Bowl Right Now

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I can, with great might

Hit all pins in sight

I'm ready to bowl right now

I'm ready to bowl right now


(let's bowl!)


I'm ready to bowl right now

I'm ready to bowl right now


I got the shoes, I'm checking the weights

Finding our row in the ally with my mates

Flex all my fingers together

Flex 'cause this ball's got to twirl

Aching for my turn, I don't make a sound

Bowling is my passion-- you're all going down

You're headed straight for the gutter

Beat you to submission 'cause...


I can hit ten pins

I can get a strike

I'm ready to bowl right now

I'm ready to bowl right now

Three fingers in tight

I'll put up a fight

I'm ready to bowl right now

I'm ready to bowl right now


(let's bowl!)


I've got a black-black ball

I get all strikes and that's all

So let's get this game goin' baby

'Cause in the gutter it won't fall


I'm ready to bowl right now (fall)

I'm ready to bowl right now


I want you out my sight

You're leaning too much to the right

Your style is just to shoddy

Your shoe's muddy! Your skills I will smite.


I'm ready to bowl right now (smite)

I'm ready to bowl right now


Do I come here weekly?... Actually, yes.

I am here frequently, I just don't play chess

Bowling is my favorite sport

And it's what keeps me out of court (out of court)

Maybe it's just.. The delicate throws

It's just when I'm bowling.. anything goes

I never hit the gutter

Nocturnal Emissions when...


I can hit ten pins

I can get a strike

I'm ready to bowl right now

I'm ready to bowl right now

a-choo, gazuntight

That's what you sound like

I'm ready to bowl right now

I'm ready to bowl right now


(let's bowl!)


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Lyrics & Vocals: The Roachy Jay

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