UnTunes:Hey There, Delilah

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Hey there Delilah

What's it like in Tijuana?

I hope you don't mind my sending you

There but I needed money

Just quick cash

I knew that you would understand

With my low stash


Hey there Delilah

Don't you worry 'bout diseases

I'm right there if you get lonely

Well not really but a thousand

Others are

And you know that I won't be very far

With binoculars


Oh it's what you didn't do to me

Oh, you didn't do to me

Oh it's what you didn't do to me

Oh , what ya didn't do to me

Didn't do to me


Hey there Delilah

Wipe those tears right off your face

And just clean up and sing a song and

Someday I will come along

And buy you off

This peeping Tom will become buff

And bring you snuff


Hey there Delilah

I've got so much left to say

Except I have no talent, I'm a hack, all I can do

Is watch you from afar

Doing bad stuff in my car

Inverted order I'll use to sound smart

But I am not


Oh it's what you didn't do to me

Oh, you didn't do to me

Oh it's what you didn't do to me

What you didn't do to me


I just thought it would be nice

If you could, for me, pay the price

So I could have the courage just to say:

"I've been watching you so long

Even though I know it's wrong"

And you will say that it is all OK

Delilah I can promise you that

If you yourself can make do with

What I it is I'm asking you to say

It'll be OK!


Hey there Delilah

You be good, now don't you miss me

I can't rhyme a word with me

So I'm off now to smoke marijuana, yes I am

Try to live well while I am on the lamb

In the meantime keep up with your cam

So I can make love to it, yeah

Yeah yeah yeah yeah


Oh it's what you didn't do to me

Oh, you didn't do to me

Oh it's what you didn't do to me

What you didn't do to me

Didn't do to me


Hmmmmm

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