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Ladygouda
Oh-oh-oh-ohoo
I’m in love with Gouda, Gouda-a
Oh-oh-oh-ohoo
I’m in love with Gouda, Gouda-a
Gouda, Gouda-a-a, Gouda, Gouda-a-a, Gouda Gaga
Gouda, Gouda-a-a, Gouda, Gouda-a-a, Gouda Gaga


When it smells like feet, I feel hungry
I’ll wash its crust with my lips if it needs
Enjoy it so much my breath is like a dead cat
Even after three pounds I’d die for its fat
Oh-oh-oh oh oh-oh oh oh-oh oh oh
I’ll bring him down, to my colon, down
Oh-oh-oh oh oh-oh oh oh-oh oh oh
A cheese with no worm, cheese with no worm
[Chorus]
I’m just a fatty goose, oh baby it’s so tasteful
But I’m still in love with Gouda, baby
I’m just a fatty goose, oh baby it’s so delightful
But I’m still in love with Gouda, baby
Oh-oh-oh-ohoo
I’m in love with Gouda, Gouda-a
Oh-oh-oh-ohoo
I’m in love with Gouda, Gouda-a


Gouda, Gouda-a-a, Gouda, Gouda-a-a, Gouda Gaga
I couldn’t love a cheese so purely
I buy tons of it on eBay
I’ve learned its fat last forever
Like a tattoo inside my body
Oh-oh-oh oh oh-oh oh oh-oh oh oh
I’ll bring him down, to my colon, down
Oh-oh-oh oh oh-oh oh oh-oh oh oh
A cheese with no worm, cheese with no worm
[Chorus]
I’m just a fatty goose, oh baby it’s so tasteful
But I’m still in love with Gouda, baby
I’m just a fatty goose, oh baby it’s so delightful
But I’m still in love with Gouda, baby
Oh-oh-oh-ohoo
I’m in love with Gouda, Gouda-a
Oh-oh-oh-ohoo
I’m in love with Gouda, Gouda-a
[Bridge]
In the most digestive sense,
I am beyond appetence
Fame ogre, gluttony bitch
Drooling lactose
But in the cooking sense
That cheese don’t come from France
Traitor from Amsterdam
I'd wear stomach condom next time
I love to eat you,
My shit is orange thanks to you
Cheddar is my enemy
Gouda is the flesh I bite into
I bite into
[Chorus]
Just a fatty goose, oh baby it’s so tasteful
But I’m still in love with Gouda, baby
I’m just a fatty goose, oh baby it’s so delightful
But I’m still in love with Gouda, baby
Oh-oh-oh-ohoo
I’m in love with Gouda, Gouda-a
Oh-oh-oh-ohoo
I’m in love with Gouda, Gouda-a
Gouda, Gouda-a-a, Gouda, Gouda-a-a, Gouda Gaga
Gouda, Gouda-a-a, Gouda, Gouda-a-a, Gouda Gaga


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