UnTunes:Got me a new 18 wheeler

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  • By: Stickburgh
  • Gutiar: Ernest the Engine
  • Vocals: Stevie the Steam Train


edit The Song

  • Crashed my Truck into your Car last night.
  • I threw me Knife at your dog to keep quiet
  • Now something's telling me
  • That you'm avoiding me
  • Come on now darling you've got something I need
  • Cuz I got a brand new 18 Wheeler,
  • An' I'll give you the key.
  • Come on now let's get together,
  • In perfect harmony.
  • I got twenty Trailers,
  • An' you got forty-three
  • Now I got a brand new 18 Wheeler,
  • An' I'll give you the key.
  • She made I laugh ha ha
  • I'll stick by you, I'll give you all that you need,
  • We'll 'ave twins and triplets.
  • I'm a Stick man built for speed ,
  • And you know I'll love you darlin'.
  • So give me your hand,
  • But what I want the most,
  • Is all they acres of land.
  • Cuz I got a brand new 18 Wheeeler,
  • An' I'll give you the key.
  • Come on now let's get together ,
  • In perfect harmony.
  • I got twenty Trailers,
  • An' you got forty-three.
  • Now I got a brand new 18 Wheeler,
  • An' I'll give you the key.
  • Ooaah she's a lovely bit of stuff an' all
  • For seven long years I've been alone in this place
  • Eat, sleep, in the kitchen, it's a proper disgrace
  • Now if I cleaned it up would you change your mind
  • I'll give up drinking scrumpy and that lager and lime
  • Cuz I got a brand new 18 Wheeler,
  • An' I'll give you the key.
  • Come on now let's get together,
  • In perfect harmony.
  • I got twenty Trailers,
  • An' you got forty-three.
  • Now I got a brand new 18 Wheeler,
  • An' I'll give you the key.
  • Who loves ya baby ha
  • Weren't we a grand couple at that last wurzel dance
  • I wore brand new gaters and me cordouroy pants
  • In your new Sunday dress with your perfume smelling grand
  • We had our photos took and us holding hands
  • Now I got a brand new 18 Wheeler,
  • An' I'll give you the key.
  • Now that we'me both past our Eighteens, I think that you and me,
  • Should stop this galavanting and will you marry me.
  • Coz I got a brand new 18 Wheeler,
  • An' I'll give you the key!!!!
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