Goodbye Facebook screen Social Networking the Wind (Part of Elton John's ever-changing Candle in the Wind series) 10 minutes ago
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Goodbye face book screen
Though I rarely used you at all,
You had a way about yourself
That tore my time apart
Crawl out of the homework
It seemed like such a chore
To find more friend requests
And update Mafia Wars.
Chorus:
And it seemed to me I waste my time
Tagging photos that I’m in
Reading random status updates
Early 3 am
Seeing photos of events
That night before
Your downloads ran out long ago
You're capped you face book whore.
Reality was tough
The toughest status to face
They created a universe
And I was in inter space
Even when you crashed
Oh, the posts still pounded you
All that people had to say
Is "MySpace is looking good"
Second chorus
And it seemed to me that I waste my life
Social networking the wind
Counting sheep down in Farmville
Early 3 am
And chatting to cyber friends
I've never met before
Your novelty wore out long ago
You're capped you face book whore.
Goodbye face book screen
Though I rarely used you at all,
You had a way about yourself
That tore my time apart
Goodbye face book screen
My torrent's are going slow
My downloads are essential
And you're just a facebook ho.
Repeat chorus until screen saver kicks in.
36 years ago from Muzak FM . Comment . Like
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