UnTunes:German Techno Music

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Hello there, German techno fans! I'm so glad to see your vibrant faces. As you can see, you have stumbled upon a wonderful nugget of crap, never before heard by a human being. This song is a monumental tribute to the fantastic Germans, and their wonderful techno music which lots of people bob their heads to occasionally. I hope you enjoy the shitty sound quality, because I sure worked hard to give it to you! Listen and enjoy, you butter nuggets.

Oh, while you're here, I might as well go into the creamy details of this song. It is the first of my musical pieces, 100% of which have not won Grammys. I love my music. If you have taken time to glance at/vandalize my userpage, you would see that I love such acts as Steely Dan, Creedence Clearwater Revival, and ZZ Top. These folks have greatly influenced me, and I smile happily upon them.

The music of techno has influenced me life since I have been but a wee child. I used to pop a tape into my CD Player which was filled to the magnetic strip with techno music. I bobbed my head to it.

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This is the glory of Germany, bitches.

edit Lyrics (Translated Because Americans Are Lazy)

German Techno Music

German Techno Music

German Techno Music

German Techno Music... Ja, Ja (Yes, Yes)

German Techno Music

German Techno Music... Ja, Ja (Yes, Yes)

Das ist... so gut (That is... so good)

Deutsches Techno Musik (German Techno Music)

Das ist... so gut (That is... so good)

Deutsches Techno Musik... Ja, Ja (German Techno Music... Yes, Yes)

Deutsches Techno Musik... Ah, Ah (German Techno Music... Ah, Ah)

Ich habe viel dinge (I have many things)

Ich habe eine Tastatur (I have a keyboard)

Es ist sehr lange (It is very long)

Es ist sehr lange (It is very long)

Und es macht funky musik (And it makes funky music)

And it makes funky music, too.

You know its true.

Horen sie die Trommeln (Listen to the drums)

Horen sie die Trommeln (Listen to the drums)

Sie sind sehr präzise (They are very accurate)

Sie sind sehr präzise (They are very accurate)

So sehr genaue (So very accurate)

So sehr genaue (So very accurate)

Un das ist Deutches Techno Musik (And that's German Techno Music)

Das ist Deutches Techno Music (That's German Techno Music)

Es ist in allen gängigen Tanzhäusern (It is played in all the popular dance clubs)

Tanzhäusern (Dance clubs)

Tanz, Tanz, Tanz, Tanz, Tanzhäusern (Dance, Dance, Dance, Dance, Dance Clubs)

Ja. Ja. Ja. (Yes. Yes. Yes.)

Deutsches Techno Musik... Ja, Ja (German Techno Music... Yes, Yes)

Deutsches Techno Musik... Ja, Ja (German Techno Music... Yes, Yes)

Deutsches Techno Musik! (German Techno Music!)

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