UnTunes:Fuck You, PETA

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Written by Wasp and Sean Connery.

Vocals:Wasp

Lead Guitar:Sean Connery

Rythm Guitar:Batman

Bass:Zombie Jesus

Drums:Lars Ulrich

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This song was written by Wasp of Uzi Suicide. Don't question it, or you will get stung. Unlike those pussy Bees, I can sting twice. Written one night after a long stint of guitar playing and kitten-huffing with Sean Connery, Wasp began to rant on the evils of the evil PETA people, who hate people and love animals. Wasp then said "Saving animals is all good and well, but when you fuck a cow, that's just sad." Thus, this song was born.

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FUCK YOU, PETA!

HAHAHAHAHA!


I hate PETA

Yeah, I hate em’ so

So without a doubt

PETA really blows

(Swallows when done)


So grab your goat

Or sheep or bass

And then go fuck em’ up the ass

(Right up to their liver)

Long and hard, yo do not stop

Until your dick pokes their heart


You say you all love animals

Yeah, that ain’t to bad

But when you go and fuck a cow

That’s just fucking sad

(No cunt for you!)


So grab your goat

Or sheep or bass

And then go fuck em’ up the ass

(Shove it up to their eyeballs!)

Long and hard, yo do not stop

Until your dick bursts their heart


You cant get cunt

Anyway you try

Even rape does not suffice


So grab your goat

Or sheep or bass

And then go fuck em’ up the ass

(Pop out their eyeballs!)

Long and hard, yo do not stop

Until your cum coats its heart


You cover ladies with red paint

Wanting us to feel your hate

You kill our dogs

Our fucking dogs

And you say you're fucking great?


So grab your goat

Or sheep or bass

And then go fuck em’ up the ass

(Drill into its skull!)

Long and hard, yo do not stop

Until your cum crusts in its heart


(Spoken) Man, I can’t fucking stand you people, thinking you can do whatever the hell you want to do, invading our rights and shit. Here’s what I think of you, PETA: Suck my motherfucking dick, bitches!


So blow me bitches

Feel the heat

Suck my dick-

Wait, you don’t eat meat!

(Swallow it)

(Lick it up)

(Keep on, bitch!)

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