UnTunes:Everybody Poops

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Everybody poops is a topic that has inspired many people to write songs and books about it. Most known are Black Eyed Peas' "everybody poops song and Taro Gomi's book.

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When the pain is long through the night, you sit on the throne alone,

When you're sure you've had enough of this shite, it keeps raging on

You have to let yourself go, 'cause everybody gets diarrhea so bad, that it hurts sometimes


Sometimes every squeeze burns. With every aching churn.

sucks worse if you're at work, (cant hold on, cant hold on)

If you feel like letting go, (just hold on)


When you think you've finished and you wipe, it returns

'Cause everybody squirts. Makes your ring burn.

Everybody squirts. Don't slip a finger through the paper.

Oh, no. Don't get it on your hand

If you feel like you're alone, no, no, no, you are not alone

If you're on your own with this shite, the days and nights are long,


When you think you've had too much of this shit, it continues to burn

Well, everybody squirts sometimes,

Everybody gets diarrhea. And everybody squirts sometimes

And everybody squirts sometimes. So, hold on, hold on

Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on

Hold on to the rails and power squeeze. And pray it will soon be over.

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