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I watched American Idol,
I phoned my vote for Clay.
But now a few years later
I find out he is gay.
On Idol, Idol, Idol
I phoned my vote for Clay.
He simply wasn't ready
To tell us he was gay.
His voice is smooth and calming
Like Barry Manilow.
I never would have guessed that
He wasn't hetero.
On Idol, Idol, Idol
I phoned my vote for Clay.
And Simon's boobs were perky.
That might have made him gay.
A Southern little charmer
I'm one of his Claymates.
It really doesn't bug me
How many guys he dates.
On Idol, Idol, Idol
I phoned my vote for Clay.
His singing makes me giddy.
If only I were gay.
